Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a cute guy walking by Tries not to stare and look the other way, ends up looking like she just saw a pole she never seen before

Sees a cute guy walking by Tries not to stare and look the other way, ends up looking like she just saw a pole she never seen before  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to give post an upvote Forgets there are no upvotes on facebook.

Tries to give post an upvote Forgets there are no upvotes on facebook.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pull up to drive through window, employee asks right away "what can i get for you?" before you get a chance to read menu order something you don't really want because you don't want to keep them waiting

Pull up to drive through window, employee asks right away

While working out, comes to a driveway where a car is backing out spins in a slow circle to avoid eye contact with driver

While working out, comes to a driveway where a car is backing out spins in a slow circle to avoid eye contact with driver  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eye itches while watching sad movie in class scratches for 2 minutes so people don't think he was crying

Eye itches while watching sad movie in class scratches for 2 minutes so people don't think he was crying  Socially Awkward Penguin

WAITER SAYS "ENJOY YOUR MEAL" SAYS "YOU TOO!"

WAITER SAYS

The name's James Bond. James....Bond.

The name's James Bond. James....Bond.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks you to stop being so awkward Become even more awkward

Girl asks you to stop being so awkward Become even more awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally touched customer's boob as she was reaching across the belt "oh wow sorry i was trying to grab your cans."

Accidentally touched customer's boob as she was reaching across the belt

Finish talking to someone, they walk away in the direction I need to go. Walk the other way and take the scenic route around campus to next lecture.

Finish talking to someone, they walk away in the direction I need to go. Walk the other way and take the scenic route around campus to next lecture.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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