Socially Awkward Penguin

While teaching middle school shoe makes fart noise blame it on one of the kids

While teaching middle school shoe makes fart noise blame it on one of the kids  Socially Awkward Penguin

Late for Quiz "We're taking a quiz, wait until they're done." Leaves

Late for Quiz

Go to take a shit at work See someone in the handicap toilet and go to another restroom

Go to take a shit at work  See someone in the handicap toilet and go to another restroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrives early to seminar goes to toilet to avoid talking to people waiting outside

Arrives early to seminar goes to toilet to avoid talking to people waiting outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Each of you say your name and an interesting fact about yourself to the rest of the group" practice saying name and interesting fact over and over in head until it's time to speak

cool thing happens to me posts that it happened to a friend

cool thing happens to me posts that it happened to a friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

compliment overweight coworker on pumpkin costume was a carrot costume

compliment overweight coworker on pumpkin costume was a carrot costume  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulled over for speeding Thanks the officer for the ticket

Pulled over for speeding Thanks the officer for the ticket  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells joke. No one laughs. Repeats punch line

Tells joke. No one laughs. Repeats punch line  Socially Awkward Penguin

sent a nude on snap chat for 1 sec "screenshot"

sent a nude on snap chat for 1 sec
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