Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a boner while tanning, rolls over on stomache so no one sees

gets a boner while tanning, rolls over on stomache so no one sees  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Oh I'm sorry I thought you were a friend of mine." blushes and smiles apologetically for the rest of the day

Doesn't know how to help children awkwardly text "109696" to 73774

Doesn't know how to help children awkwardly text

sales employee asks if you need help finding something Say no spend next hour looking for item

sales employee asks if you need help finding something Say no spend next hour looking for item  Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid to call in sick to work when actually sick.

Afraid to call in sick to work when actually sick.  Socially Awkward Penguin

At the hockey game with my sister and get on the kiss cam Was already kissing her

At the hockey game with my sister and get on the kiss cam Was already kissing her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops pencil under hot girl's desk looks like i don't have a pencil the rest of class

Drops pencil under hot girl's desk looks like i don't have a pencil the rest of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Just drank a glass of water washes the cup out with water

Just drank a glass of water washes the cup out with water  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jimmy John's forgot my drink Drove to McDonald's instead of confronting them about it

Jimmy John's forgot my drink Drove to McDonald's instead of confronting them about it    Socially Awkward Penguin

stopped for a train sits and waits until late for work to avoid turning around in front of all the cars and finding an alternate route

stopped for a train  sits and waits until late for work to avoid turning around in front of all the cars and finding an alternate route  Socially Awkward Penguin
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