Socially Awkward Penguin

JULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Champ shit all over the house and you have to clean it up

JULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Champ shit all over the house  and you have to clean it up    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Error: Please see cashier for receipt" Who actually gets their receipt anyway

Jokes about jon lajoie's tennis ball song girl next to me lost her mom to cancer a week before

Jokes about jon lajoie's tennis ball song  girl next to me lost her mom to cancer a week before   Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with cute girl oh god look away!!

Make eye contact with cute girl oh god look away!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has amusing anekdote to share friends change subject before you're able to tell it

Has amusing anekdote
to share  friends change subject 
before you're able to tell it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops debit card between seats at drive through. Uses credit card.

Drops debit card between seats at drive through. Uses credit card.   Socially Awkward Penguin

big butt knocks flower vase at fancy restaurant as everyone watches Leave and never come back

big butt knocks flower vase at fancy restaurant as everyone watches Leave and never come back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't decide whether to say "Hi" or "hello" Says "hell"

Can't decide whether to say

is having direct eye contact with someone doesn't know which eye to look at

is having direct eye contact with someone  doesn't know which eye to look at  Socially Awkward Penguin

Smartphone dies "better go home"

Smartphone dies
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