Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open Stay there for 5 minutes letting people through

Hold door open Stay there for 5 minutes letting people through  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger holds door for you Uses other door

Stranger holds door for you Uses other door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to ask prof a question Googles it first to make sure it's not a stupid one

Wants to ask prof a question Googles it first to make sure it's not a stupid one  Socially Awkward Penguin

receive frozen hot dog from vendor pretend it taste great

receive frozen hot dog from vendor  pretend it taste great  Socially Awkward Penguin

Home schooled

Home schooled  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried to unlock the car parked next to me its owner was walking 10 feet behind me

Tried to unlock the car parked next to me its owner was walking 10 feet behind me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Heads upstairs to make conversation with the hot chick by making the excuse that she's being too loud. ends up Looking like a major fucktard who complains about neighbors who aren't loud.

Heads upstairs to make conversation with the hot chick by making the excuse that she's being too loud.  ends up Looking like a major fucktard who complains about neighbors who aren't loud.  Socially Awkward Penguin

No small change for the delivery guy tips 50% to avoid change interaction

No small change for the delivery guy tips 50% to avoid change interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Observe two people bumping into each other say "Sorry"

Observe two people bumping into each other say

Fresh ground pepper? distracted by tits: unreasonable amount of pepper

Fresh ground pepper? distracted by  tits: unreasonable amount of pepper  Socially Awkward Penguin
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