Socially Awkward Penguin

Is about to die more worried about no one going to funeral

Is about to die more worried about no one going to funeral  Socially Awkward Penguin

say no when friend offers you food go home and binge eat

say no when friend offers you food go home and binge eat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Works up courage to call cute girl with a non local number pretends to be the local cable company

Works up courage to call cute girl with a non local number pretends to be the local cable company  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone changes your birthday on facebook Don't correnct well-wishers in case you offend them

Someone changes your birthday on facebook Don't correnct well-wishers in case you offend them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answers everything in memes Doesn't know how else to communicate

Answers everything in memes Doesn't know how else to communicate  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Tell us something interesting about yourself" damn it

cuz the pimpin' ice cold all these bitches wanna chill

cuz the pimpin' ice cold all these bitches wanna chill  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to movie theater claps at end of movie

Goes to movie theater claps at end of movie  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees pizza guy outside through window wait till he rings the door

Sees pizza guy outside through window wait till he rings the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to call someone Practice saying "Hey" beforehand

Need to call someone Practice saying
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