Socially Awkward Penguin

Helps lady, she says "thank you" me: "it's okay"

Helps lady, she says

somebody pissed on the seat in the bathroom at work Clean it up to make sure the next person who goes in doesn't think it was you

somebody pissed on the seat in the bathroom at work Clean it up to make sure the next person who goes in doesn't think it was you    Socially Awkward Penguin

eats cheetos in class *CRUNCH*

eats cheetos in class *CRUNCH*  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How was your spring break?" You too

Hold the door open for neighbor's pizza delivery Thank delivery person even though it's not my pizza

Hold the door open for neighbor's pizza delivery Thank delivery person even though it's not my pizza  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you're walking in the diametrically wrong direction fake phone call alerting you of a change of plans

Realize you're walking in the diametrically wrong direction fake phone call alerting you of a change of plans  Socially Awkward Penguin

meet someone new mispronounce own name

meet someone new mispronounce own name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laptop makes startup sounds dies

Laptop makes startup sounds dies  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a good weekend." Tuesday

Sees cute girl fall on bike keeps jogging past

Sees cute girl fall on bike keeps jogging past  Socially Awkward Penguin
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