Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants Vagina Gets Penis

Wants Vagina Gets Penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

See your ex boyfriend on the street Keep walking

See your ex boyfriend on the street Keep walking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sorry, I don't have any change. Jiggle keys in pocket.

Sorry, I don't have any change. Jiggle keys in pocket.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Submits an awesome link to reddit Can't think of what to title it

Submits an awesome link to reddit Can't think of what to title it  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to reddit meetup Do not approach any redditors

go to reddit meetup Do not approach any redditors  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives awkward hug to female friend sorry

Gives awkward hug to female friend sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Presses "close door" button while stranger is walking towards elevator pretends to have been pushing "open door" button when stranger makes it to the door

Presses

Realizes Barista remembers favorite drink Convinced she's in love

Realizes Barista remembers favorite drink Convinced she's in love  Socially Awkward Penguin

Silence falls in the break room Must. Chew. Quieter.

Silence falls in the break room Must. Chew. Quieter.   Socially Awkward Penguin

pretending to talk on phone while walking by someone i don't really want to talk to phone rings

pretending to talk on phone while walking by someone i don't really want to talk to phone rings  Socially Awkward Penguin
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