Socially Awkward Penguin

"Do you have condoms?" Yeah, why?

Goes on cruise. Ticket person says "have nice cruise" You too

Goes on cruise. Ticket  person says

Goes to a event sits in last rows corner seat to avoid people

Goes to a event sits in last rows corner seat to avoid people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks for his pen back handshake

Asks for his pen back handshake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends a Day with the guy she adores Spends the next week privately reliving every awkward moment

Spends a Day with
the guy she adores Spends the next week privately reliving every awkward moment  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll Have a bud Thanks bud, uh, man

I'll Have a bud Thanks bud, uh, man  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try opening bathroom door at work without knowing someone is in there. Go back to desk and hold it for an hour so they don't know who it was.

Try opening bathroom door at work without knowing someone is in there. Go back to desk and hold it for an hour so they don't know who it was.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has conversation with someone he just met Wait until someone says their name so it's less awkward

Has conversation with someone he just met Wait until someone says their name so it's less awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Still seven days until cake day Plans on what to post

Still seven days until cake day Plans on what to post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ex girlfriend is back from studying abroad looks like i'm eating at the engineering cafetera every day

Ex girlfriend is back from studying abroad looks like i'm eating at the engineering cafetera every day  Socially Awkward Penguin
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