Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets Ryan Gosling Asks him to pet you

Meets Ryan Gosling Asks him to pet you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses handicap bathroom stall Handicap person rolls in.

Uses handicap bathroom stall Handicap person rolls in.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a ride home Can only think of driving critiques as conversation

Gets a ride home Can only think of driving critiques as conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl accepts his friend request on fb pretends not to know her when he sees her

girl accepts his friend request on fb pretends not to know her when he sees her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wakes up, hears visitors talking with roommate Pretends to go back to sleep until they leave

Wakes up, hears visitors talking with roommate Pretends to go back to sleep until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

knows the course material like the back of his hand says he's boned and hasn't studied an ounce to fit in with classmates

knows the course material like the back of his hand  says he's boned and hasn't studied an ounce to fit in with classmates   Socially Awkward Penguin

Fakes phone conversation to avoid talking to ex. phone rings.

Fakes phone conversation 
to avoid talking to ex. phone rings.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Fuck this shit I'm moving to Africa.

Fuck this shit  I'm moving to Africa.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Relative messages you on facebook Keep facebook open all night so you can play it off like you weren't at the computer.

Relative messages you on facebook Keep facebook open all night so you can play it off like you weren't at the computer.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"hello?" "Sorry, Wrong Number" thanks

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