Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops pencil to the row in front "bro you have another pencil for me?"

Drops pencil to the row in front

Customer goes to hand me some change *Fist Bump*

Customer goes to hand me some change *Fist Bump*  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hangs out with crush in group for first time crush falls for best friend

Hangs out with crush in group for first time crush falls for best friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses public restroom Ends immediately when someone jiggles the doorhandle.

Uses public restroom Ends immediately when someone jiggles the doorhandle.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pickup women unless drunk Can't maintain an erection during sex unless sober

Can't pickup women unless drunk Can't maintain an erection during sex unless sober  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crosses paths with a blind person Tries pass them without making a sound

Crosses paths with a blind person Tries pass them without making a sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl takes 10 minutes to text you back Wait 11 minutes to reply just to seem aloof

Girl takes 10 minutes to text you back Wait 11 minutes to reply just to seem aloof  Socially Awkward Penguin

   Socially Awkward Penguin

TELLS DONATION GUY OUTSIDE STORE "SORRY, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING." CHANGE JINGLES IN POCKET.

TELLS DONATION GUY OUTSIDE STORE

Does something normal Apologizes

Does something normal Apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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