Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for woman with baby in stroller Remain holding it open for entire group of people behind her

Hold door open for woman with baby in stroller Remain holding it open for entire group of people behind her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Achieves First Lucid dream logs on to reddit

Achieves First Lucid dream logs on to reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

"sorry" sorry

*Placing phone call* "DONTPICKUPDONTPICKUPDONTPICKUP... ARRGGH!!!"

*Placing phone call*

Uses the starbucks lingo and orders a "tall" Cashier: "You mean 'small?'"

Uses the starbucks lingo and orders a

Cashier reaches for credit card Shake her hand instead

Cashier reaches for credit card  Shake her hand instead   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into bathroom same time as coworker pretend to pee until he leaves

Walk into bathroom same time as coworker pretend to pee until he leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

buys from two dealers so no one of them would think that he smokes too much

buys from two dealers so no one of them would think that he smokes too much  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl "Hey what's your name?" "Good, how're you?"

Cute girl

Sees female customer service name speaks as politely as possible

Sees female customer service name speaks as politely as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin
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