Socially Awkward Penguin

only customer at check out says "you all have a nice day!"

only customer at check out says

do you mind? yea, sure

do you mind? yea, sure  Socially Awkward Penguin

Give driver the right of way and they wave to say thanks Wave back at them

Give driver the right of way and they wave to say thanks Wave back at them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: I chopped Off all my hair! Oh really? Did you do it yourself?

Girl: I chopped Off all my hair! Oh really? Did you do it yourself?  Socially Awkward Penguin

spends the whole christmas smoking weed with his friends and playing games has the best christmas of his entire life

spends the whole christmas smoking weed with his friends and playing games has the best christmas of his entire life  Socially Awkward Penguin

In the drive through ".. can I get that to go?"

In the drive through

I like your tattoos Even the ones I haven't seen

I like your tattoos Even the ones I haven't seen  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworkers buy cupcakes for birthday Couldn't find me because I was pooping

Coworkers buy cupcakes for birthday Couldn't find me because I was pooping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sent singing valentine to teacher teacher sends one back

Sent singing valentine to teacher teacher sends one back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets hit on by hot single mom Scurrys to the bathroom to tell reddit

Gets hit on by hot single mom Scurrys to the bathroom to tell reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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