Socially Awkward Penguin

end conversation with "have a nice day" at 10pm

end conversation with

Can complete tests before classmates do Deliberately takes time to avoid leaving class early

Can complete tests before classmates do Deliberately takes time to avoid leaving class early  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl selling pubcrawl tickets who you dont like is flirting with you to make sales buy two to make her leave you alone.

girl selling pubcrawl tickets who you dont like is flirting with you to make sales buy two to make her leave you alone.    Socially Awkward Penguin

walks up to classmates, left out of conversation start flossing teeth

walks up to classmates, 
left out of conversation start flossing teeth  Socially Awkward Penguin

No, No 'C' like 'c' as in cunt

No, No 'C' like 'c' as in cunt  Socially Awkward Penguin

first to finish final exam pretends to be 5th

first to finish final exam pretends to be 5th  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hairdresser asks what I did for New Years. "Yea, that looks great!"

Hairdresser asks what I did for New Years.

A big reddit meetup Yeah right

A big reddit meetup Yeah right  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Urinal Open Next to one in use Pees in stall

Sees Urinal Open Next to one in use Pees in stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes awesome quick meme screws up the grammar

makes awesome quick meme screws up the grammar    Socially Awkward Penguin
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