Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger sits next to me on a bench stay extra long just so they don't think i left because of them

Stranger sits next to me on a bench stay extra long just so they don't think i left because of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thanks for coming in thanks. you too

Thanks for coming in thanks. you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

wife decided her favorite form of foreplay is to give me a blowjob

wife decided her favorite form of foreplay is to give me a blowjob  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to go really bad, grab junk as soon as you enter the restroom All urinals full, stand there with hand in pants

Have to go really bad, grab junk as soon as you enter the restroom All urinals full, stand there with hand in pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

whistling text tone goes off As girl walks by

whistling text tone goes off As girl walks by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Stranger Walking ahead Prepares to fight

Sees Stranger Walking ahead  Prepares to fight   Socially Awkward Penguin

Only exposed to girls in year 12 Has a permanent boner throughout sixth form

Only exposed to girls in year 12 Has a permanent boner throughout sixth form    Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks girl to class Silence, silence the whole time

Walks girl to class Silence, silence the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

WALKED INTO CLASS WHILE TEXTING PREVIOUS CLASS NOT DONE WITH EXAM. PROFESSOR RECOGNIZED ME. TWICE.

WALKED INTO CLASS WHILE TEXTING PREVIOUS CLASS NOT DONE WITH EXAM. PROFESSOR RECOGNIZED ME. TWICE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into elevator without realizing its going up with other people inside pretend its the right floor and procede to your imagenary room

Walks into elevator without realizing its going up with other people inside  pretend its the right floor and procede to your imagenary room   Socially Awkward Penguin
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