Socially Awkward Penguin

excuse myself to go outside to fart, fart follows me back into the room.

excuse myself to go outside to fart, fart follows me back into the room.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into public bathroom accidentally make eye contact with person pooping through the crack in the stall door

Walk into public bathroom accidentally make eye contact with person pooping through the crack in the stall door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waves to girl while out to eat Knocks over drink

Waves to girl while out to eat Knocks over drink  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl invites herself over to have dinner So nervous I tell her the address of ex-wife

Girl invites herself over to have dinner So nervous I tell her the address of ex-wife  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can hear self breathing holds breath so doesn't disturb anyone

Can hear self breathing holds breath so doesn't disturb anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Appear to be deep in thought Really just avoiding making eye contact

Appear to be deep in thought Really just avoiding making eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker leaves out candy bowl for everyone Won't take any if there are witnesses

Coworker leaves out candy bowl for everyone Won't take any if there are witnesses  Socially Awkward Penguin

talks to person with lazy eye not sure which one to make eye contact with

talks to person with lazy eye not sure which one to make eye contact with  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks in public has to manually swing arms

Walks in public has to manually 
swing arms  Socially Awkward Penguin

go on a dinner date sit next to her instead of across from her

go on a dinner date sit next to her instead of across from her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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