Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls banks customer service line adrenaline rush

Calls banks customer service line adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How would you like those bills?" Cash Please

BLACK GUY WALKS IN AND ASKS FOR CONDOMS "YEAH THE BIG ONES ARE OVER THERE"

BLACK GUY WALKS IN AND ASKS FOR CONDOMS

Girl: "I work at a baby clothing store so everyone thinks i have kids" Me: *laughs* "but i bet a lot of guys try to get you pregnant"

Girl:

having a poo at work; need to cough but there's other people at the urinals hold it in until everyone else has gone incase they can tell who i am by my cough

having a poo at work;  need to cough but there's other people at the urinals hold it in until everyone else has gone incase they can tell who i am by my cough  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl from class at CVS and tries to play it cool "Why are you perusing the tampons?"

sees cute girl from class at CVS and tries to play it cool

Really loud sneeze in the middle of class Followed by a really loud fart.

Really loud sneeze in the middle of class Followed by a really loud fart.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally builds up enough courage to kneel down and propose chickens out and pretends to tie shoe

Finally builds up enough courage to kneel down and propose chickens out and pretends to tie shoe  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wait, what kind of accent is that again? "Oh, i just have a speech impediment"

Wait, what kind of accent is that again?

Make eye contact with classmates from highschool Avoid completely

Make eye contact with classmates from highschool  Avoid completely  Socially Awkward Penguin
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