Socially Awkward Penguin

Get flown in for a job interview After interview, interviewee says have a safe flight, I say you too

Get flown in for a job interview After interview, interviewee says have a safe flight, I say you too     Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi, nice to meet you" Thanks

Wanted to go to a reddit meetup, maybe stop being a forever alone fuck that shit, they look way too cool for me

Wanted to go to a reddit meetup, maybe stop being a forever alone fuck that shit, they look way too cool for me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally stops the bus one stop early Gets off and pretends he lives there

Accidentally stops the bus one stop early Gets off and pretends he lives there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl mentions she has a boyfriend thank god, i don't have to try to flirt now.

Cute girl mentions she has a boyfriend thank god, i don't have to try to flirt now.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaving home, see neighbor outside Stay inside until he leaves

Leaving home, see neighbor outside Stay inside until he leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

People sit down beside you on couch in college Wait a minute before leaving so as not to look rude

People sit down beside you on couch in college  Wait a minute before leaving so as not to look rude   Socially Awkward Penguin

See woman walking behind me, hold the door for her. men's restroom

See woman walking behind me, hold the door for her. men's restroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Presents research project to entire Emergency Department at vet hospital Had erection the whole time...supervisor told me afterwards...everyone saw

Presents research project to entire Emergency Department at vet hospital Had erection the whole time...supervisor told me afterwards...everyone saw  Socially Awkward Penguin

opens up door for someone else says thank you

opens up door for someone else says thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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