Socially Awkward Penguin

At a party and has to poop Makes the 5-block walk home

At a party and has to poop Makes the 5-block walk home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally tries to go freak with girl at a mixer takes it up the ass from another bell guy

Finally tries to go freak with girl at a mixer takes it up the ass from another bell guy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to laugh quietly ends up snorting

Tries to laugh quietly ends up snorting  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't dance visibly mouths the lyrics instead

can't dance visibly mouths the lyrics instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

talking with hot girl always end up complaining about teachers

talking with hot girl always end up complaining about teachers  Socially Awkward Penguin

alone in elevator. farts. Stops on next floor

alone in elevator.
farts. Stops on next floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "Happened to my friend" Actually happened to me.

Says

sees a person doing something weird and tries to take a picture Forget to turn off flash

sees a person doing something weird and tries to take a picture Forget to turn off flash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend's mom driving him home sits in the back

Friend's mom driving him home sits in the back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines audience naked Gets boner

Imagines audience naked   Gets boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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