Socially Awkward Penguin

"you will be partnered with who is sitting next to you" shit

Forgot deodorant walk like a dinosaure all day

Forgot deodorant walk like a dinosaure all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spooning i hope she feels my boner

Spooning i hope she feels my boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

24 hour Doorman use the side entrance

24 hour Doorman use the side entrance  Socially Awkward Penguin

CALL OUT FRIEND'S NAME IN PUBLIC SEVERAL TIMES FRIEND DOESN'T HEAR YOU

CALL OUT FRIEND'S NAME IN PUBLIC SEVERAL TIMES FRIEND DOESN'T HEAR YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR YEARS TELL THEM THE DAY BEFORE YOU MOVE

CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR YEARS TELL THEM THE DAY BEFORE YOU MOVE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pass acquaintance Smile vaguely and don't make eye contact

Pass acquaintance Smile vaguely and don't make eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

See person you know at Grocery Store Spend next hour avoiding them

See person you know at Grocery Store Spend next hour avoiding them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want a tall black-eye Orders a tall "black-guy"

Want a tall black-eye  Orders a tall

Sits in aisle seat puts backpack on window seat

Sits in aisle seat puts backpack on window seat  Socially Awkward Penguin
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