Socially Awkward Penguin

Run into someone you know. Spend next 3 hours obsessing over every awkward thing you did.

Run into someone you know. Spend next 3 hours obsessing over every awkward thing you did.  Socially Awkward Penguin

server asks: "how would like your eggs?" WELL DONE

server asks:

Finishes someone's sentence not even close to what they were thinking

Finishes someone's sentence not even close to what they were thinking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks out of a bar pulls door instead of pushes

Walks out of a bar  pulls door instead of pushes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contake with pedestrian Oh look, a squirrel

Make eye contake with pedestrian Oh look, a squirrel  Socially Awkward Penguin

befriend a new girl on facebook untag yourself from 20+ photos

befriend a new girl on facebook untag yourself from 20+ photos  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend takes a sip of his drink waits 5 minutes to take a sip so he doesn't think I am copying him

friend takes a sip of his drink waits 5 minutes to take a sip so he doesn't think I am copying him  Socially Awkward Penguin

has real birthday does nothing

has real birthday does nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wear a blue and grey striped sweater so did the girl that sits next to you in class

Wear a blue and grey striped sweater so did the girl that sits next to you in class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides

Three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides  Socially Awkward Penguin
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