Socially Awkward Penguin

One person at urinal uses stall

One person at urinal uses stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stand up to offer old woman my seat on the subway fart audibly

Stand up to offer old woman my seat on the subway fart audibly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally gets a girls to slow dance Gets a raging hard on.

Finally gets a girls to slow dance Gets a raging hard on.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays Pokemon on the bus Makes sure to tilt screen so nobody can see.

Plays Pokemon on the bus Makes sure to tilt screen so nobody can see.    Socially Awkward Penguin

In Kindergarten Call Teacher "MOm"

In Kindergarten Call Teacher

Cute girl keeps making eye contact on train pretend to be asleep so i can't embarrass myslef

Cute girl keeps making eye contact on train pretend to be asleep so i can't embarrass myslef  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees OAG Meme Cries from nostalgia

Sees OAG Meme Cries from nostalgia  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet somebody from Western New York Talk about Wegmans

Meet somebody from
Western New York Talk about Wegmans  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notice person in next stall over flushes Wait for them to leave bathroom to not have interaction

Notice person in next stall over flushes Wait for them to leave bathroom to not have interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

On friends facebook wall: "Omg! I can't believe you can see who'se looking at your profile the most!" You know it's fake still panic

On friends facebook wall:
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