Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier: Bye Me: See you later. Well, actually no I wont, because this is a grocery store and I probably wont be back today, and I dont even know when you work, so I'll just say bye instead. Bye

Cashier: Bye Me: See you later. Well, actually no I wont, because this is a grocery store and I probably  wont be back today, and I dont even know when you work, so I'll just say bye instead.  Bye  Socially Awkward Penguin

Terrible with names call Everyone "dude"

Terrible with names   call Everyone

talk to same guy every day in office chat no idea which one he is

talk to same guy every day in office chat no idea which one he is    Socially Awkward Penguin

Good luck on your new job. thanks you too.

Good luck on your new job. thanks you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chosen to present speech in front of morning class... Erection.

Chosen to present speech in front of morning class... Erection.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Turns on shower So no one care hear him shaving his balls

Turns on shower So no one care hear him shaving his balls  Socially Awkward Penguin

My balls itch under this blanket Can't scratch, they'll think I'm masturbating

My balls itch under this blanket Can't scratch, they'll think I'm masturbating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start new class not knowing anybody and trying to act natural Forget how to drink water and try to take a big gulp where it hurts and nearly throwup in mouth/have coughing fit where water comes out of my nose

Start new class not knowing anybody and trying to act natural Forget how to drink water and try to take a big gulp where it hurts and nearly throwup in mouth/have coughing fit where water comes out of my nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

"So, what did you do today?" "Yes, I did."

"Hey, do you work here?" Fumble and stutter like it's the hardest question you've ever been asked

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