Socially Awkward Penguin

Me: "I'm so much like the socially awkward penguin." Nonredditor: "The what?"

Me:

Cashier offers $9.99 extended warranty on $17.00 mini-vac BUYS IT

Cashier offers $9.99 extended warranty on $17.00 mini-vac BUYS IT  Socially Awkward Penguin

It's birthday better not tell anyone, don't want them to go to any troubles

It's birthday better not tell anyone, don't want them to go to any troubles  Socially Awkward Penguin

Black Friday? ...cyber monday.

Black Friday? ...cyber monday.   Socially Awkward Penguin

sees icicle of death coming towards him says "you too" and runs

sees icicle of death 
coming towards him says

Farts talks loud to cover up the smell

Farts
 talks loud to cover up the smell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in a public bathroom stop stop when someone walks in

Pooping in a public bathroom stop stop when someone walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes Exam first waits patiently for half an hour before handing in

Finishes Exam first waits patiently for half an hour before handing in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone goes off while fapping Mom's calling

Phone goes off while fapping Mom's calling  Socially Awkward Penguin

this is akward but bear with me

this is akward  but bear  with me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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