Socially Awkward Penguin

splashes water on pants while washing hands sits in bathroom stall until it dries

splashes water on pants while washing hands sits in bathroom stall until it dries  Socially Awkward Penguin

watch how fast others drink their beer slow down so you don't finish yours first

watch how fast others drink their beer slow down so you don't finish yours first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl likes your facebook status Why yes, of course you can have sex with me

Girl likes your facebook status Why yes, of course you can have sex with me  Socially Awkward Penguin

nachos and cheese at the movies stops eating them because they make a loud crunchy sound

nachos and cheese at the movies stops eating them because they make a loud crunchy sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

coughs to get cashier's attention continues coughing once noticed in order to seem less rude

coughs to get cashier's attention continues coughing once noticed in order to seem less rude  Socially Awkward Penguin

stuck sitting alone on the bus perfect

stuck sitting alone on the bus perfect  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Is there anyone's name that I didn't call?" Name wasn't called remains silent

Approached by mascot Did not share enthusiasm

Approached by mascot   Did not share enthusiasm   Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks up witty comment to reddit post doesn't comment through fear of downvote

Thinks up witty comment to reddit post doesn't comment through fear of downvote  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl is going to the same cafe on campus I guess I don't need lunch before class

Sees cute girl is going to the same cafe on campus I guess I don't need lunch before class  Socially Awkward Penguin
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