Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone from school pretends to take a phone call to avoid saying hi

Sees someone from school pretends to take a phone call to avoid saying hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boyfriend and I both drunk, making out, i blurt out "tastes like daddies kisses"

Boyfriend and I both drunk, making out, i blurt out

hot office girl sits down near me in a cafe eat my entire meal staring down

hot office girl sits down near me in a cafe eat my entire meal staring down  Socially Awkward Penguin

"So, how are things going with your boyfriend?" "He doesn't want kids, and he's getting too old so we're not serious anymore."

Ticket taker: "Enjoy the show" Me: "You too"

Ticket taker:

Shovels the Drive So neighbor kids will stop asking me to pay them to shovel my drive.

Shovels the Drive So neighbor kids will stop asking me to pay them to shovel my drive.  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees that you are staring at him when he is using the gym machine sits and texts for 10 minutes so that you would go away

sees that you are staring at him when he is using the gym machine sits and texts for 10 minutes so that you would go away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to funeral Google "how to give condolences" on phone

Goes to funeral Google

Pizza man comes to the door adrenaline rush

Pizza man comes to the door adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

Do you guys have any bongs? ...shit

Do you guys have any bongs? ...shit  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!