Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy at work says "Nice shirt!" Looks down to see what shirt I wore today

Guy at work says

Eye contact with girl in party pretends to rub eye

Eye contact with girl in party pretends to rub eye  Socially Awkward Penguin

New MacBook for Christmas $2000 reddit Machine

New MacBook for Christmas $2000 reddit Machine  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to buy condoms Nevermind, who needs sex anyway?

Goes to buy condoms Nevermind, who needs sex anyway?  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS DOESN'T WEAR THEM AT SCHOOL

GETS CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS DOESN'T WEAR THEM AT SCHOOL  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has nobody to eat lunch with wasn't that hungry anyway

Has nobody to eat lunch with wasn't that hungry anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidently Honk horn while WATING AT THE stop LIGHT jesus take the wheel

accidently Honk horn while WATING AT THE stop LIGHT jesus take the wheel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone pronounces your name wrong Doesn't correct them. Continues to let them call you that.

Someone pronounces your name wrong Doesn't correct them. Continues to let them call you that.   Socially Awkward Penguin

is first in line to do something doesn't want to be first, lets someone else in front

is first in line to do something doesn't want to be first, lets someone else in front  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone using next stall wait until he leaves

Someone using next stall wait until he leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin
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