Socially Awkward Penguin

People in front walking too slow Drag feet loudly on ground to make them aware you're behind them

People in front walking too slow Drag feet loudly on ground to make them aware you're behind them  Socially Awkward Penguin

See friend's father for first time after a year and opens arms to hug. Father gives hand for a shake. STILL HUGS

See friend's father for first time after a year and opens arms to hug. Father gives hand for a shake. STILL HUGS  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to wait til friend goes offline so he won't think you left because of him

have to wait til friend goes offline so he won't think you left because of him   Socially Awkward Penguin

Store employee walks by. Chance to ask where the critical ingridient for tonights dinner is cereal will do just fine

Store employee walks by. Chance to ask where the critical ingridient for tonights dinner is cereal will do just fine  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doorbell rings in movie heartrate doubles

Doorbell rings in movie heartrate doubles  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll only say HF at the start of a game Wouldn't want my opponent to get lucky

I'll only say HF at the start of a game Wouldn't want my opponent to get lucky  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stomach rumbles during finals because your fucking starving, dehydrated and tired subtly placed coughs prove ineffective

Stomach rumbles during finals because your fucking starving, dehydrated and tired subtly placed coughs prove ineffective  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends parents "We've missed you" *Begins to fist pump*

Friends parents

Looks at girl, trying to make eye contact Gets scared and looks away as soon as she makes eye contact back

Looks at girl, trying to make eye contact Gets scared and looks away  as soon as she makes eye contact back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Every friend's Facebook status: "Can't wait for tonight!!" Oblivious

Every friend's Facebook status:
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