Socially Awkward Penguin

finally meets reditor irl doesnt understand bacon narwhal reference

finally meets reditor irl doesnt understand bacon narwhal reference    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees weed on /r/trees Has to one-up OP

Sees weed on /r/trees Has to one-up OP  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl when her baby is due not pregnant just fat

Asks a girl when her baby is due not pregnant just fat   Socially Awkward Penguin

warmly Greet someone that you know you only know them from other people's facebook pictures, they dont know you

warmly Greet someone that you know you only know them from other people's facebook pictures, they dont know you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets caught staring at dude's funny t-shirt "I wasn't checking out your body or anything"

Gets caught staring at dude's funny t-shirt

Tells me have a good flight you too

Tells me have a good flight you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally hits handicap door opener during silent class gathers materials and limps out

Accidentally hits handicap door opener during silent class gathers materials and limps out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets offered a blowjob by a hot drunk guy in hotel Quietly leads him to lobby so he can sober up and then leaves

Gets offered a blowjob by a hot drunk guy in hotel Quietly leads him to lobby so he can sober up and then leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to pet passing dog doesn't, to avoid talking to its human

wants to pet passing dog doesn't, to avoid talking to its human  Socially Awkward Penguin

Met with beautiful girl Despite her flirty compliments, I forgot all the cute things I was going to say, and failed to ask her out

Met with beautiful girl Despite her flirty compliments, I forgot all the cute things I was going to say, and failed to ask her out  Socially Awkward Penguin
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