Socially Awkward Penguin

finishes a nice date. calls her not by her name but the name of the girl he went on a date with last week

finishes a nice date. calls her not by her name but the name of the girl he went on a date with last week    Socially Awkward Penguin

Dies Shits pants

Dies Shits pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl walking on campus and asks how finals are going Still the weekend

Sees girl walking on campus and asks how finals are going Still the weekend    Socially Awkward Penguin

Say "and" after a female sales associate says "you should buy those, they look good" Associate says "what?" Sorry

Say

gets a text from a hot girl waits to respond to seem less desperate

gets a text from a hot girl waits to respond to seem less desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to pee in the urinal thinks of how to angle it to make it sound like your dick is big

Goes to pee in the urinal thinks of how to angle it to make it sound like your dick is big  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells the waitress who found his phone on the table "good eye" Waitress has lazy eye

Tells the waitress who found his phone on the table

Go in for a hug he rubs the top of your head

Go in for a hug he rubs the top of your head  Socially Awkward Penguin

Them: "Happy Birthday!" Me: "You too!"

Them:

"what kind of music do you listen to?" everything

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