Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees emoticon googles it

Sees emoticon googles it  Socially Awkward Penguin

another person in restroom wash hands to convince stranger I'm not a disgusting animal

another person in restroom wash hands to convince stranger I'm not a disgusting animal  Socially Awkward Penguin

"i'm so broke right now i can't even afford to go out" drinks expensive beer alone and buys 2+ new video games a month

Says thanks for the birthday meme with a meme

Says thanks for the birthday meme with a meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys girl flowers, slapped in face AT LEAST SHE TOUCHED ME

Buys girl flowers, slapped in face AT LEAST SHE TOUCHED ME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend breaks up with him before christmas works on christmas to avoid questions

Girlfriend breaks up with him before christmas works on christmas to avoid questions  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fucked a pregnant bitch Told my friends i had a 3 way

Fucked a pregnant bitch Told my friends i had a 3 way  Socially Awkward Penguin

There's people in the aisle you want to see Maybe next time

There's people in the aisle you want to see Maybe next time  Socially Awkward Penguin

a guest is arriving in a few minutes Realize you have to take a long dump

a guest is arriving in a few minutes Realize you have to take a long dump  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier short changes you 5 dollars Didn't want it that much anyway

cashier short changes you 5 dollars Didn't want it that much anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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