Socially Awkward Penguin

Stomach gurgles so loudly from needing to poop roommate can hear it Blames it on not eating enough, then proceeds to go to the bathroom

Stomach gurgles so loudly from needing to poop roommate can hear it Blames it on not eating enough, then proceeds to go to the bathroom   Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pronounce menu item Points to it in silence instead

Can't pronounce menu item Points to it in silence instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reaching stop sign at the same time as another car Dramatically slow down to avoid deciding who goes first

Reaching stop sign at the same time as another car Dramatically slow down to avoid deciding who goes first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Seen talking to yourself Act like you're singing a song

Seen talking to yourself  Act like you're singing a song  Socially Awkward Penguin

get's wished a happy birthday "you too"

get's wished a happy birthday

Says adios to white co-workers Says good bye to Mexican co-workers

Says adios to white co-workers Says good bye to Mexican co-workers  Socially Awkward Penguin

sleeps in a hotel room with other people tries to limit movement so they don't get kept awake

sleeps in a hotel room with other people tries to limit movement so they don't get kept awake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't decide whether to hug or shake hands with newly introduced hot girl Ignores her instead

Can't decide whether to hug or shake hands with newly introduced hot girl Ignores her instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

ParcelForce calls me to deliver a parcel "Sorry not Interested"

ParcelForce calls me
 to deliver a parcel

Accidentally Bump car horn Every living thing within 100 yards is now staring at you

Accidentally Bump car horn  Every living thing within 100 yards is now staring at you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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