Socially Awkward Penguin

new fast food debit card machine prints out a tip line start to pay in cash to avoid having to put a zero

new fast food debit card machine prints out a tip line start to pay in cash to avoid having to put a zero  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You've grown so much since I last saw you!" "Thanks."

passes by acquaintance, says hello passes by 5 minutes later, doesn't know what to do

passes by acquaintance, says hello passes by 5 minutes later, doesn't know what to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

TSA agent wishes you good flight "You, too."

TSA agent wishes you good flight

Hot girl I don't know at work addresses me by my first name Introduce myself by my first name

Hot girl I don't know at work addresses me by my first name Introduce myself by my first name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a lab partner Finds out their name by looking over their shoulder at their homework

Gets a lab partner Finds out their name by looking over their shoulder at their homework  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to "like" someone's status on Facebook Didn't do it because haven't seen him seen high school

Want to

saw two guys without shirts grunting in the gym made eye contact then ran away

saw two guys without shirts grunting in the gym made eye contact then ran away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hi i'd like to make an appointment For noon-noon thirty

Hi i'd like to make an appointment For noon-noon thirty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets hugged by a chick What the hell do i do??

Gets hugged by a chick What the hell do i do??  Socially Awkward Penguin
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