Socially Awkward Penguin

Take secret vodka shots to catch up Don't want roommate thinking you're an alcoholic

Take secret vodka shots to catch up Don't want roommate thinking you're an alcoholic  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into store with no one there but employees leaves to avoid awkward stares

walks into store with no one there but employees  leaves to avoid awkward stares  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl rubs hand on my arm she must have shit on her hand

Girl rubs hand on my arm she must have shit on her hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Check Facebook Log off quickly before someone starts a chat with me

Check Facebook Log off quickly before someone starts a chat with me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stops the bus at the wrong stop Gets off anyway

Stops the bus at the wrong stop Gets off anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Slight urge to fart in class Do not talk or move for rest of three hour class for fear of overexertion

Slight urge to fart in class Do not talk or move for rest of three hour class for fear of overexertion   Socially Awkward Penguin

Live in washington state buy weed on the internet

Live in washington state buy weed on the internet  Socially Awkward Penguin

SEES CAKE NEXT TO NAME instant anxiety

SEES CAKE NEXT TO NAME instant anxiety   Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds the door open for a blind man and tells him he's through and outside it's a windy day

Holds the door open for a blind man and tells him he's through and outside it's a windy day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to get of the internet to cook dinner Need the internet to cook dinner

Need to get of the internet to cook dinner  Need the internet to cook dinner   Socially Awkward Penguin
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