Socially Awkward Penguin

stuck behind woman who walks at the same pace walks at half-speed, or double-speed, for two blocks

stuck behind woman who walks at the same pace  walks at half-speed, or double-speed, for two blocks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend 2 weeks getting a girl to come over end up talking in room for 4 hours

Spend 2 weeks getting a girl to come over end up talking in room for 4 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Condo washing machine full Laundry can wait

Condo washing machine full Laundry can wait  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "To Go" Really wants to eat in. Eats in car

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Left light turns green press the gas pedal

Left light turns green  press the gas pedal  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking behind slow person in hallway short choppy steps

walking behind slow person in hallway short choppy steps  Socially Awkward Penguin

Comment on facebook status delete comment so they don't see it

Comment on facebook status delete comment so they don't see it  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Your timeline is now live" prepares to be judged

leaves desktop computer behind for two weeks brings three laptops, a tablet, and a smartphone

leaves desktop computer behind for two weeks brings three laptops, a tablet, and a smartphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Alright, you're all set." "thanks, you too!"

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