Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker says: "Hey man" Respond with: "I'm good, how are you?"

Coworker says:

Majoring in Journalism I have to interview strangers? oh god no

Majoring in Journalism I have to interview strangers? oh god no  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Hot Girl My shorts have no pockets

Sees Hot Girl My shorts have no pockets  Socially Awkward Penguin

anonymous on the internet still feels people's judgement

anonymous on the internet still feels people's judgement  Socially Awkward Penguin

One quarter short at the laundromat Go home to get more rather than ask to borrow one

One quarter short at the laundromat Go home to get more rather than ask to borrow one  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to compliment friend "Why do you look cute today?"

tries to compliment friend

Awkward 'Hi' to coworker as we enter the bathroom. Pee in stall instead of urinal to avoid conversation

Awkward 'Hi' to coworker as we enter the bathroom. Pee in stall instead of urinal to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays 40 minute game with Redditors Only words spoken: Good Game

Plays 40 minute game with Redditors Only words spoken: Good Game  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone he knows at a grocery store Leaves grocery store

Sees someone he knows at a grocery store Leaves grocery store  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate has friends over Stays in room all night to avoid small talk

Roommate has friends over  Stays in room all night to avoid small talk   Socially Awkward Penguin
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