Socially Awkward Penguin

Kiss her on the cheek when she hugs you goodbye. Got to first base!

Kiss her on the cheek when she hugs you goodbye. Got to first base!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend calls other guy by his nickname Assign myself two hours to think about what I can call him by

Friend calls other guy by his nickname Assign myself two hours to think about what I can call him by  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices your fly is open and you have something stuck in your teeth so... how about... this... weather... we've been having?

notices your fly is open and you have something stuck in your teeth so... how about... this... weather... we've been having?  Socially Awkward Penguin

"tell me you want me to cum" cum for me bitch?

Life of the party yesterday Sober, and back to being socially awkward again today

Life of the party yesterday Sober, and back to being socially awkward again today  Socially Awkward Penguin

too afraid to ask if you can call her ask if she texts instead

too afraid to ask if you can call her ask if she texts instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sleepover at friend's house Take biggest shit of your life when you go home

Sleepover at friend's house Take biggest shit of your life when you go home  Socially Awkward Penguin

bang a girl hard and orgasm in double-quick time "A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long"

bang a girl hard and orgasm in double-quick time

forget condom werent gonna have sex anyways

forget condom werent gonna have sex anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fart in class Never go to school again

Fart in class Never go to school again  Socially Awkward Penguin
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