Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally orders pizza tosses phone yelling "grenade!!!," hang up and laugh and scream

Finally orders pizza tosses phone yelling

I think I know that girl walking towards me, and after staring for 30 seconds it's not her

I think I know that girl walking towards me, and after staring for 30 seconds it's not her  Socially Awkward Penguin

home alone, loud music, singing and dancing. mom walks in, act like you were cleaning your room

home alone, loud music, singing and dancing.  mom walks in, act like you were cleaning your room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees "ask for number" feature on facebook Constantly visits cute girl's profile and hovers over button

Sees

Wind watch forward Immediately forget what time it is

Wind watch forward Immediately forget what time it is  Socially Awkward Penguin

photography techer: now i'm going to turn out the light so you can see how dark you need a darkroom to be, try staring at a classmates face. pretty girl picks me she has a beautiful smile i look like i want to eat her

photography techer: 
now i'm going to turn out the light so you can 
see how dark you need a darkroom to be, try staring at a classmates face.



pretty girl picks me she has a beautiful smile
i look like i want to eat her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Airline ticket agent tells me to "Have a nice trip." I say, "you too."

Airline ticket agent tells me to

Take sip from a bottle of water cap is still on

Take sip from a bottle of water cap is still on  Socially Awkward Penguin

Met cute girl who lives in my building talked for 10 minutes, seemed interested, forgot name, didn't get number

Met cute girl who lives in my building talked for 10 minutes, seemed interested, forgot name, didn't get number  Socially Awkward Penguin

Use social network be as anti-social as possible

Use social network be  as  anti-social  as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin
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