Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried to call my waitress cutie or honey Accidentally called her cunty

Tried to call my waitress cutie or honey Accidentally called her cunty  Socially Awkward Penguin

pays a stripper in advance for a lap dance doesn't get a lap dance

pays a stripper in advance for a lap dance doesn't get a lap dance  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a speeding ticket "Thank you"

Gets a speeding ticket

holds door open for person approaching door woman

holds door open for person approaching door woman  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets accidently hit in the face while jogging Immediately apologize

Gets accidently hit in the face while jogging Immediately apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

LOOK AROUND ROOM WHILE YAWNING ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH STRANGER LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN STARING AT HER WITH MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN

LOOK AROUND ROOM WHILE YAWNING ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH STRANGER LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN STARING AT HER WITH MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows he has to sit with coworkers during lunch thinks of things to talk about since morning

Knows he has to sit with coworkers during lunch thinks of things to talk about since morning  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows answer to question in class Doesn't raise hand in fear of speaking infront of everyone

Knows answer to question in class Doesn't raise hand in fear of speaking infront of everyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone i don't know is standing in the kitchen for a while STARVES

someone i don't know is standing in the kitchen for a while STARVES  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally got to have sex with gf in the shower Broke her shower rod right before she climaxes

finally got to have sex with gf in the shower Broke her shower rod right before she climaxes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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