Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on elevator with cute girl 30 seconds of complete silence

Gets on elevator with cute girl 30 seconds of complete silence  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier mentions Reddit.com Freeze up, and not know what to say

Cashier mentions Reddit.com Freeze up, and not know what to say  Socially Awkward Penguin

my left wing is kind of fucked up

my left wing  is kind of fucked up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Raises canned drink to mouth opening is on opposite side, fluid spills all over lap

Raises canned drink to mouth opening is on opposite side, fluid spills all over lap  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plans on asking girl to homecoming asks her every day if she's been asked yet

Plans on asking girl to homecoming asks her every day if she's been asked yet  Socially Awkward Penguin

How much does a penguin weigh? not enough to break the ice

How much does a penguin weigh? not enough to break the ice  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sir, what are you bringing in?" uhh...water... (sees a water bottle in the car)

Is the only white guy on basketball team doesn't know how to be hype and cool in the team chants

Is the only white guy on basketball team doesn't know how to be hype and cool in the team chants  Socially Awkward Penguin

willingly gets a haircut wears hat to hide it

willingly gets a haircut wears hat to hide it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier, "hi" "good"

Cashier,
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