Socially Awkward Penguin

"I work for a flight search engine" "Oh cool, how Can I Get Cheap Flights?" OH GOD NO

stranger is standing on your untied shoelace decide you don't need to move until they do

stranger is standing on your untied shoelace decide you don't need to move until they do  Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook creep crush's friend accidentally friend request

facebook creep crush's friend accidentally friend request  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl checks her cell phone keep looking in different directions so she doesn't think you're looking at her boobs

girl checks her cell phone keep looking in different directions so she doesn't think you're looking at her boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You can touch me anywhere except my vagina honey" Touches elbow

buys tampons for girl explains to everyone they are not for him

buys tampons for girl explains to everyone they are not for him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answer phone, "Sorry, I have the wrong number" Me: "Thank you"

Answer phone,

Memorizes co-worker's shoes To minimize the chance of eye contact

Memorizes co-worker's shoes To minimize the chance of eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

"thanks for the ride" can't find door handle

Hides reddit identity from friends Hides actual identity from reddit

Hides reddit identity from friends Hides actual identity from reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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