Socially Awkward Penguin

hot girl catches you staring at her boobs quickly make eye contact

hot girl catches you staring at her boobs quickly make eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

don't understand what friend's joke references "haha, I know!"

don't understand what friend's joke references

Holds door open for someone Thanks them

Holds door open for someone Thanks them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"sorry can't hang out half to go to sleep early" Stays up another two hours on internet

Has to sniffle during sad part of movie Holds it in so that it doesn't sound like he's crying

Has to sniffle during sad part of movie Holds it in so that it doesn't sound like he's crying   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute guy asks me to stay for coffee "No thanks, I shouldn't be drinking caffeine this late."

Cute guy asks me to stay for coffee

tennis coach calls him by the wrong name goes by "carter" for the next 5 lessons

tennis coach calls him by the wrong name goes by

Cashier: "Hello, how are you today?" "Roast Beef"

Cashier:

Sat backwards on toilet after watching south park likes it better

Sat backwards on toilet after watching south park likes it better  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Soup or Salad?" Sure, but what makes it super?

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