Socially Awkward Penguin

UPS guy shows up at the door so I call my dog by his name "Neo" to come inside the house... UPS guy's name is Neil

UPS guy shows up at the door so I call my dog by his name

Have to talk to someone at 3 PM about something Worry about it all day

Have to talk to someone at 3 PM about something Worry about it all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks elderly man if he is going to prom "My wife's funeral"

Asks elderly man if he is going to prom

type something correctly hit random keys to make sure spell check works

type something correctly hit random keys to make sure spell check works  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulled over for r.i.d.e. program while sober Nervous Anyways

Pulled over for r.i.d.e. program while sober Nervous Anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting your drug dealer Adrenaline rush

Texting your drug dealer  Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Amazon ships wrong CD Well, I heard this band is good too.

Amazon ships wrong CD Well, I heard this band is good too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stripper asks if i want a dance Told her i didn't know how to dance

Stripper asks if i want a dance Told her i didn't know how to dance  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 20 minutes writing a witty comment Delete

Spends 20 minutes writing a witty comment Delete  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to friend on the phone while looking at my wife "Okay, love you, bye"

Talking to friend on the phone while looking at my wife
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