Socially Awkward Penguin

somebody knocks on the bathroom door FUCK

somebody knocks on the bathroom door FUCK  Socially Awkward Penguin

make it to the front page of reddit never post again

make it to the front page of reddit never post again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too many items for self check out split up groceries and make multiple trips

Too many items for self check out split up groceries and make multiple trips  Socially Awkward Penguin

don't hear shuttle driver ask for destination get off on someone else's stop

don't hear shuttle driver ask for destination get off on someone else's stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't think of response ijhwdfuirnejybefd

can't think of response ijhwdfuirnejybefd  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to shit so bad you're sweating Refuse to use public restroom

Have to shit so bad you're sweating Refuse to use public restroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening in on a conversation about something you really like try to get in but you end up talking way to fast and jumbled because you get so excited

Listening in on a conversation about something you really like try to get in but you end up talking way to fast and jumbled because you get so excited  Socially Awkward Penguin

NEVER SWEAR

NEVER SWEAR  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fucking my mom Lick her asshole

Fucking my mom Lick her asshole  Socially Awkward Penguin

spend an hour thinking of the perfect answer "awesome"

spend an hour thinking of the perfect answer
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