Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to take the elevator but someone is already there waiting for it takes stairs

Wants to take the elevator but someone is already there waiting for it takes stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a great day sir!" "I know."

try to take keys away from a drunk at party you realize you're the drunk one because you're actually talking to a keyhook

try to take keys away from a drunk at party  you realize you're the drunk one because you're actually talking to a keyhook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lost all my contacts Best. Day. Ever.

Lost all my contacts  Best. Day. Ever.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, how are you?" "Good, how about you?" "Not bad. you?"

Doesn't get the job at a fast food restaurant Never goes back

Doesn't get the job at a fast food restaurant  Never goes back  Socially Awkward Penguin

This bathroom sure smells terrible Perfect time to clear my nose

This bathroom sure smells terrible Perfect time to clear my nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too cynical to be a bro Not cynical enough to be a hipster

Too cynical to be a bro Not cynical enough to be a hipster    Socially Awkward Penguin

Been on skype all day Better change status to 'away' for a while so people don't think i'm on my computer all day

Been on skype all day Better change status to 'away' for a while so people don't think i'm on my computer all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

walk past store playing rap music become self-conscious about walking in time with the music

walk past store playing rap music become self-conscious about walking in time with the music  Socially Awkward Penguin
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