Socially Awkward Penguin

How do you like your burger cooked? Good.

How do you like your burger cooked?   Good.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a nice trip" "you too"

Waits until she's out of the car before letting out a huge fart. "Oh wait, I forgot something."

Waits until she's out of the car before letting out a huge fart.

GEtting haircut, nose starts to itch FUCK.

GEtting haircut, 
nose starts to itch FUCK.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Insists on eating with chopsticks doesn't know how to eat with chopsticks

Insists on eating with chopsticks doesn't know how to eat with chopsticks  Socially Awkward Penguin

needs a place to cum bought shoes today

needs a place to cum bought shoes today  Socially Awkward Penguin

a guy at every other urinal goes in stall and pretends to poop

a guy at every other urinal goes in stall and pretends to poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

at a funeral, friend says "thanks for coming" "any time"

at a funeral, friend says

Goes to charity event Wins raffle

Goes to charity event Wins raffle  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I like your hair" It's a wig

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