Socially Awkward Penguin

Shoots cat in face with nerf gun asks internet how to apologise

Shoots cat in face with nerf gun asks internet how to apologise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting a girl you like something flirtatious oh god, I forgot to put "lol"

Texting a girl you like something flirtatious  oh god, I forgot to put

overcome fear of people judging you start being an alienating jackass, become everyone's favorite scapegoat and punching bag

overcome fear of people judging you start being an alienating jackass, become everyone's favorite scapegoat and punching bag  Socially Awkward Penguin

underwear pinching balls too embarrased to fix suffers silently in agony

underwear pinching balls too embarrased to fix suffers silently in agony  Socially Awkward Penguin

thanksgiving . . .

thanksgiving . . .  Socially Awkward Penguin

avoids sitting down next to pretty girl on bus better to stand up than having her think I am a stalker

avoids sitting down next to pretty girl on bus  better to stand up than having her think I am a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says 'nice to meet you' respond with 'good, thanks'

Someone says 
'nice to meet you' respond with 
'good, thanks'  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't greet at the beginning of the party avoids person all night

doesn't greet at the beginning of the party avoids person all night  Socially Awkward Penguin

didn't hear what they said smile and hope it wasn't a question

didn't hear what they said smile and hope it wasn't a 
question  Socially Awkward Penguin

A polite female voice answers the phone and laughs during the conversation FALLS IN LOVE

A polite female voice answers the phone and laughs during the conversation FALLS IN LOVE  Socially Awkward Penguin
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