Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to suggest a movie Forgets every movie ever seen (except star wars and lotr)

Gets asked to suggest a movie Forgets every movie ever seen (except star wars and lotr)  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to comedy club would rather suck comics dick than sit in front row

goes to comedy club would rather suck comics dick than sit in front row  Socially Awkward Penguin

realizes he left phone at a party after saying goodbye to everyone didn't like that phone anyway

realizes he left phone at a party after saying goodbye to everyone didn't like that 
phone anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl next to only open treadmill at gym goes home

Pretty girl next to only open treadmill at gym goes home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to put tongue in toaster Tells other people when drunk to see if this desire is shared by others

Wants to put tongue in toaster Tells other people when drunk to see if this desire is shared by others  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy Birthday and have a great day!" "You too!"

Self-diagnosed Asperger's

Self-diagnosed Asperger's  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the library of an all girls college only talks to men while there

goes to the library of an all girls college only talks to men while there  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Do you mind if I sit here?" YES

makes a meme spends a hour trying to figure out precise wording to make it funny

makes a meme spends a hour trying to figure out precise wording to make it funny  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!