Socially Awkward Penguin

forget someone's name seconds after learning it count on never having to use it

forget someone's name seconds after learning it count on never having to use it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks for advice on suddenly abusive boyfriend Sends her a link to Reddit

Girl asks for advice on suddenly abusive boyfriend Sends her a link to Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dont go downstairs because you hear people talking. Television.

Dont go downstairs because you hear people talking. Television.  Socially Awkward Penguin

happy hour with coworkers scheduled for next week stress levels... rising...

happy hour with coworkers scheduled for next week stress levels... rising...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads Socially Awkward Penguin memes Realizes that they completely define personality

Reads Socially Awkward Penguin memes Realizes that they completely define personality  Socially Awkward Penguin

you've reached the voicemail of... OMG THANK GOD

you've reached the voicemail of... OMG THANK GOD  Socially Awkward Penguin

Does something not socially awkward Wants it to be socially awkward.

Does something not socially awkward Wants it to be socially awkward.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Instructions say "You should plan to arrive 15 minutes early." Arrives 30 minutes early.

Instructions say

Capable of typing 100 words/minute Someone standing behind shoulder: Unable to type

Capable of typing 100 words/minute   Someone standing behind shoulder: Unable to type   Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always go to the store can't find what I need but when i do, I buy something anyways so I don't look suspicious leaving

I don't always go to the store can't find what I need but when i do, I buy something anyways so I don't look suspicious leaving    Socially Awkward Penguin
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