Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone sits next to me in lecture Switch seats

Someone sits next to me in lecture Switch seats  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to say "Take it easy" and "Have a good one" Take a good one

Try to say

Homeless woman asks for money Throws change on the ground and runs.

Homeless woman asks for money Throws change on the ground and runs.  Socially Awkward Penguin

run into mcdonald's just to poop better buy something so no one knows

run into mcdonald's just to poop better buy something so no one knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes giant dump Lifts seat upon leaving stall

Takes giant dump  Lifts seat upon leaving stall   Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognizes someone walking ahead slows down to not catch up

Recognizes someone walking ahead slows down to not catch up    Socially Awkward Penguin

pilot tries to hand you his piddle pack sarcastically.... you take it

pilot tries to hand you his piddle pack sarcastically....  you take it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Claims he can dance can't

Claims he can dance can't  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a group at a party walks away when they see him

Sees a group at a party walks away when they see him    Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone buzzes "Battery 100% please unplug from power source"

Phone buzzes
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